Upload what needs honesty
Drop in a resume, dating profile, room photo, outfit, cover letter, or startup pitch. No account is required for your first roast.
AI critique, zero sugarcoating
Get roasted. Then get remarkably better.
Upload the thing you are overthinking. Roastable turns it into a witty, brutally honest critique—with useful feedback hiding behind every punchline.
One free résumé roast. No account wall. Share only if you want to.
Roast preview
“Your résumé says ‘results-driven’ three times and shows the results zero times.”
Start here
Paste your résumé. We’ll tell you what the hiring manager is thinking.
Get the funny part and the useful part: a fast first-pass roast that calls out vague claims, missing proof, and the lines that blend into every other application.
Free roast: your clearest weak spots, no account required.
Optional repair: a stronger rewrite with ready-to-use copy.
Paste the version you are currently sending out. Keep personal contact details out if you prefer.
Add at least a few résumé lines to start.
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Fast
A personalized critique in seconds, not days.
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Private by default
Your upload is never posted for you.
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Funny, then useful
Every roast points toward a stronger version.
How it works
The truth, in three increasingly helpful acts.
Start with entertainment. Leave with clarity. Choose the format and intensity; Roastable handles the uncomfortable honesty.
Get the roast and the receipts
Roastable delivers a sharp, personalized critique, then points to the exact details weakening your first impression.
Share it—or actually fix it
Export the funniest lines as a share-ready result, or upgrade for a constructive rewrite you can put to work immediately.
The main event
“Your pitch has a solution looking for a problem—and the problem has stopped returning its calls.”
Then Roastable explains why the problem statement is vague, where proof is missing, and how to rebuild the opening slide.
Built to share
Turn the best line into a clean, screenshot-ready card without exposing the original upload.
You set the heat
Choose playful, sharp, or ruthless. Useful feedback stays on at every level.
Pricing
Laugh for free. Pay when you want the fix.
No subscription required for one-off feedback. Pick the depth your work deserves.
Quick Roast
$0one upload
For curiosity, courage, and highly shareable reality checks.
- Personalized roast
- Three practical observations
- Share-ready result card
- No account required
Best for real stakes
Roast + Fix
$12per upload
For the résumé, profile, pitch, or listing that needs to perform—not just entertain.
Everything in Quick Roast
Prioritized improvement plan
Polished rewrite or revision
Before-and-after comparison
Tone and audience controls
One follow-up refinement
Before you submit
Fair questions. Brutally clear answers.
Ready when you are
You already know what needs roasting.
Upload it, choose your heat, and get the honest second opinion your group chat cannot give you.